Fashionistas

An entire obese American family on What Not to Wear. We're talking plaid jumpers with lace blouses, white scrunch socks and black loafers. Hhhhmmmm.....what else, let's see.....braided belts, jorts, scrunchies, cardigans with embroidered cats, silk Hawaiian button downs, solid colors jeans...tappered of course, tube socks, tie DIE, curled and poofed hair, mumus, vests, clunky chunky shoes that are so sexy and feminine, denim dress, denim shirts, denim hand bags, turtle necks under sweat shirts, terry cloth, sweat pants with elastic at the ankle, corduroy tops, lace, lace, and more lace- of the doiley variety, and good LORD the floral. I'm so happy this is being broadcasted around the globe so the rest of the world can see that we obese, loud, repulsive Americans are also unfashionable as hell. You know, just in case anyone needed another reason to hate us.